THE SIMS ONLINE HOSTS THE MAFIA

If I told you this, would you believe me? Try doingBoredom with what the Sims had to offer, or a lack
so, because it's the truth. And young Black men areof desire to wait for the further events? We had
busy killing each other at an alarming rate in thischat rooms going, and Eminem (might be the real one
world. Do we really need something like a pseudofrom rap music) was there, helping to build a SimBall
Mafia causing the same sorts of problems?stadium. Some guy called Eminem, and he wanted to
Right now, the online game "The Sims Online" whichbuild us a ball stadium. What if the pseudo "Mafia"
is labeled a "T for Teens" game has been overrun bydecides to trash that too? Em there might have been
several obviously Mafia named families. They aretrying to do something real and good for a change.
very aggressive and very obvious. Whether or notDunno.
they are the real Mafia is a question which I cannotAnd all I could do was flee. I destroyed our house
answer. But one thing they really do, even though itbefore the Mafia could trash it. I simply deleted all of
is to virtual and not real houses: they trash people'sour characters and quit the game. Oh, yeah, I
hard won properties. The kind of properties thatthanked them on the way out. I thanked the Mafia. I
people would like to build a lifetime to achieve.told them a mixed truth: I was spending too much
Beautiful, sprawling mansions you can't own in realtime on the game anyway. I'm a professional writer,
life, the kind that are totally out of reach for theand I really want to spend the time writing. Well, I
vast majority of people.certainly have found something to write about now.
Some people have been playing The Sims Online forParents, watch the video games your teenagers are
years. Maybe you think they're weird, maybe youplaying. You might turn around and suddenly find you
think they're no one to feel sorry for. Maybe you'rehave a Mafia member for a teenage daughter or son,
even rooting for the pseudo Mafia. But not me. I hadin Real Life. I know that now. You might think I'm
real friends going on that game, and slowly but surelycrazy, but I'm not. A man told me recently he's been
they began destroying our Sims houses, which werefinding kids that stay all day on those games. I'm not
our prized possessions on that game.the only "nutty" parent here who's getting worried.
I have a friend (an entirely different situation) whoAnd The Sims Online is the haven for a slinking beast
was screwed over for $15,000 real life dollars whenwith no better name than the Neo Mafia: "My New
he tried to sell some photographs and they wereFamily." And for the last time, if you're Italian, I am
more or less taken from him. Is that a good thing tonot picking on you. But if you get all stressed out
do to someone? And is it a good thing to interruptover what I'm saying, I'd like to know you a little less
some high tech "decent" game involving minor adultwell. And do you need to be affiliated with these
activity and corrupt it still further? I am so tired, Imysterious strangers? Are you a parent? Ma fia? Neo
don't know.ma fia?
To "green up" socially on The Sims Online at all, itYes, parents, that is what it means in
forces you to do interactions that are rather similarItalian-American. My new family.
to having sex with animals (wrestle with your dog,Still feel comfortable with the concept?
but you should see what it looks like if you really seeI don't. I pulled my daughter off what I had thought
it) and that is bad enough, but rather bearable.was a harmless game, where I had been restricting
Sigmund Freud would tell you that such behavior issome of her activities due to their turning out to be
relatively normal, that having an orgy session involvingof a too adult nature (I hadn't known about the
"heavy petting" with your own puppy, where it lovesgambling and the love houses, but they turned out to
you and licks your face and you are all over eachseem fairly harmless) and myself as well. I destroyed
other, is fun.the skills house I had built and the store she had so
But what is not fun is coming home one day tocarefully applied herself to and had been having some
having your hard won, worked for skills or moneyfun with for awhile. It wasn't interfering with her
house trashed by unknown people while your town ishomework, but she did say it was getting a little
crawling with "De Corleoni Territori," "Italian Mafiaboring for her. But she learned a little from running
Empire," "The Vito Family Territory" and so forth. Iher store. What did she sell there? Mostly furniture
am not talking Anti-Italian Defamation. I am notand pets.
talking against Italians. I HAD Italian friends on theMaybe she was supposed to be strong-armed into
game. I am talking about a bunch of people eithergiving up her money?
acting like the Mafia, or worse yet, actually beingYeah, pick me to death because I let my kid play it.
connected with them somehow and taking over aOh, rahs for you. I had played the offline version of
children's video game. Or were they involved in thethe Sims, and it had seemed pretty harmless. The big
first place, and is Maxis a Mafia held game company?deal was they let gays kiss on it. Didn't bug us much.
Look at the names. Maxis, Mafia.The timing was right for us to have quit the game.
It is true the game is labeled "T for Teens" and isNeither one of us wanted to play it much longer. But
connected with what looks like some harmless fakeI wonder what a game is doing out there that is
gambling. The money being exchanged seems to bestuffed with "Mafiosi" who are real people in real life,
Simoleans at first. Fake money you get by workingnot just characters on a screen whom you blow
at odd jobs on the game, and you also acquire skillsaway with pretend guns. In The Sims Online, you are
so you can make more of the fake money. But youa real person in a real life situation, where you have
can also buy blocks of the money on EBay, roughlyto go to the bathroom as your character, your
$15.00 for 1 million Simoleans. And you can buycharacter can die by being mangled at work on the
"rares," which people barter and pay for, such asjob and get revived by a reviver, other intriguing and
Mystic Trees, tigers and cheetahs. Makes it looks likeexciting things can happen, and you can even get
you're not spending money, like the gambling isbored but solve that problem. It's a good game for
harmless. But is this what you want your teenager topeople with some time on their hands. And it teaches
be doing? For 20 hours a day, five days a week?real life values involving working for a living, getting
Okay, video addiction is bad enough, but we're talkingskills and needing fun.
about Organized Crime here as well. Remember aAnd I was talking to people my own age other than
little place called Columbine High School?my husband and family for the first time in years.
And the Mafia is in and roughly controlling every townReal people play the characters on the game. Real
that I've visited on The Sims Online, and I've roughlypeople owned that property that somebody trashed.
checked them all over. Dan's Grove, Jolly Pines,Real people suffer when it turns out that the place is
Blazing Falls, Alphaville. The Mafia is everywhere.under control by the Mafia.
I have talked to these "Mafia" gentlemen and ladies,I reported them to the FBI. I told a gentleman at an
and visited their houses. They don't have very muchacclaimed newspaper about these strange events.
to do at them but the usual Sims stuff. I'm afraidThe Mafia people I talked to tried to claim that I was
they have discovered game "cheats" and, beingcrazy, that I was imagining things. The "friend' I had in
bored, are using them to destroy other gamethe Mafia tried to calm me down, told me that they
players' properties. And yes, I have evidence, notare a hokey Mafia imitation that has nothing to do
hard unfortunately, that they have watched peoplewith the real McCoy. He sounded reasonable. But the
play the game from a distance. One of them knewother two of them kept going on, "You're crazy.
about something he shouldn't have known.Nothing like that is happening."
A lady in fun fired a game cannon at me, in private,One of them called me a drunk, and I don't even
and this Mafia guy knew that had happened. I don'tdrink. I have to take medications for my disability,
think she told him about it. How did he know? She didthey don't cloud my head, and I can't drink.
it just for laughs, but it's not very funny that heThose guys were lying to me. If so, then they are
knew about it. He couldn't have known about itNeo Mafia. What would that mean exactly? What
unless he'd seen it happen, in all probability. And heexactly would it mean, if they have the technology
wasn't anywhere on the property or onscreen at theto get past the defenses in the game and tear
time.people's houses down?
The same Mafia dude, who kept denying he was"Trust me. I'm only Italian. I'm not a Mafia member.
Mafia while dressed in an obvious game-style MafiaYou must be a bigot. It's because my skin is brown.
suit and with the name "Riccardo", also told me youYadayadayaday." You can be whatever skin color
can't trash houses unless you're a roommate or theyou want to be on TSO, and either sex for that
home owner. But one of the house trashing victimsmatter.
had no roommates whatsoever. And she wasn'tFirst town on The Sims map: Dan's Grove. First thing
motivated to trash her own house...no insuranceyou see when you enter there: Italian Mafia Empire.
money is involved.It was a little hidden, but not very. Sort of to the
Game players on this game can be quite friendly. ISouth. It's obviously their beachhead, the place they
made a lot of good friends doing things like makingoriginally hit.
pizzas, opening up my own skills house business,Then they simply moved out from there. And they
doing minor gambling (legal for adults and I'm 45can hide. When you go there, to Dan's Grove, you
years old) and in general partying. You can play highdon't find very many Mafia. They seemingly moved
tech, beautiful looking musical instruments and feelout from there. Trouble is they can move right back
like you're there. It's a great game for cripples likethere at lightning speed. That's where they trashed
me. I can barely move sometimes in real life, and Ithe two houses. Or...whatever. Yes dear, it's all
can really move around a lot as a beautiful, youngtwelve year old kids. And my name is Auntie Em.
looking 20 year old. Except that I can't do it anymore.Maybe I was a fool for ever playing it. I assumed it
I quit the game because of the extremely heavywas just a game, and someone was being silly.
Mafia presence that was starting to visit my houseI was wrong.
and breathe hotly down my neck.I hope the FBI does something, but God help
"Riccardo" showed up. At my house. The same dayanybody, I don't know what. They'd have to join the
Jesse's house was trashed. It was the second housegame to infiltrate it and gather evidence. Gosh, that
trashing since I had started playing there. Obviouswould be so going overboard for them. Maybe they
Mafia guy, obviously scouting my house. Deniedcould just eat donuts, drink coffee, and pretend to
everything completely. This was after two of mylook for terrorists instead? Or maybe half-crazed
friends' houses had been trashed. Want to knowBlack people and Native Americans from the sixties?
anything about terrorism? Now I know what it is. AYou can buy money on EBay to sell on that TSO
little too thoroughly for my tastes. The Mob wasgame, kids are on that game, and they are being
making it obvious that I could be next. Why is thatthreatened into being recruited into the I would
exactly?assume mostly white people Mafia...right now...
"Yeah, they're just a bunch of teenagers who like to...the real one or the virtual one?
trash houses..." "They're not the real Mafia, they'reWho knows?
just kids." Like the ones at Columbine?