Review of Blog: The Mafia Hosts the Sims Online

This is from a hosted blog through .very funny that he knew about it. I didn't exactly
If I told you this, would you believe me? Try doingcare, and it was sort of humorous. He couldn't have
so, because it's the truth. And also, in this strangeknown about it unless he'd seen it happen, in all
and perverse world, young men and women areprobability. And he wasn't anywhere on the property
busy killing each other at an alarming rate. Do weor onscreen at the time. He had a private view of it
really need something like a pseudo Mafia causing thegoing on.
same sorts of problems? Gangsterism, in otherThe same Mafia dude, who kept denying he was
words, on our children's beloved video games?Mafia -- while dressed in an obvious game-style Mafia
According to Wikipedia, the Web's foremost onlinesuit and with the name "Riccardo" -- also told me you
encyclopedia, ever since 9/11 the FBI hasn't hadcan't trash houses unless you're a roommate or the
much in time or resources to handle organized crime,home owner. This should indeed be the case; it
and there has been a sudden resurgence in itsinvolves "building permissions." But one of the house
activities.trashing victims had no roommates whatsoever. And
Right now, the online game "The Sims Online"-- whichshe wasn't motivated to trash her house...no
is labeled a "T for Teens" game -- has been overruninsurance money is involved.
by several obviously Mafia named "families." TheseGame players on this game can be quite friendly. I
people don't seem to have enough imagination to bemade a lot of good friends doing things like making
Mexican Mafia, Chinese Mafia or Japanese Mafia (yet),pizzas, opening up my own skills house business,
which also exist in real life. They are very aggressivedoing minor gambling (legal for adults and I'm over
and very obvious.40) and in general -- partying. You can play high tech,
Whether or not they are the real Mafia is a questionbeautiful looking musical instruments and feel like
which I cannot answer. They may be a bunch ofyou're there. It's a great game. You should see some
"errant" teenage boys and girls - but ones with someof the wild and crazy characters on this game! Or
very eclectic adult tastes and also many violent andshould you?
weird high tech tendencies. You should see theExcept that I can't play it anymore. I quit the game
Playboy style icons they paste on top of theirsolely because of theextremely heavy Mafia
houses from certain views of the TSO video game.presence that was starting to visit my house and
I can't tell who's to blame for that, adults or kids. Andbreathe hotly down my neck. That, and the game
that sort of thing is not something you can ordinarilywas cutting into my work routine as a full-time writer
get as a regular player of that particular video game.quite a little bit, too.
Something is up with that, something way tooFirst, "Riccardo" showed up. Out of nowhere, after I
mysterious.had used the Maxis device to screen all apparent
And one thing these kids, if they are kids, really do,"Mafia" members out of my "house." He showed up
even though it is to virtual and not real houses: theyat my house. The same day my friend's house was
trash people's paid-for beautiful properties. The kindtrashed. It was the second such trashing since I had
of properties that people would like to build, taking astarted playing there. Obvious Mafia guy, obviously
lifetime to achieve. Beautiful, sprawling mansions youscouting me. Denied everything completely. This was
can't own in real life, the kind that are totally out ofafter two of my friends' houses had been trashed.
reach for the vast majority of people.Want to know anything about terrorism? Now I
Some people have been playing The Sims Online forknow what it is. A little too thoroughly for my tastes.
years. Maybe you think they're weird, maybe youThe Mob was making it obvious that I could be next.
think they're no one to feel sorry for. Maybe you'reWhy is that exactly? And what sort of "next" would
even rooting for the "pseudo Mafia." But not me. Iit be-real, or simulated game activity? These people
had real friends going on that game, and slowly butlooked capable of tracking down my actual
surely "they" began destroying our Sims houses, andcomputer's IP address, my ISP and finally my real life
all of our prized possessions on that game. To thehouse.
point where no one could tell if it was part of the"Yeah, they're just a bunch of teenagers who like to
game, or something far worse.trash houses..." "They're not the real Mafia, they're
I happen to have another friend (an entirely differentjust kids." I heard a lot of that from people both on
situation) who was screwed over for $15,000 real lifeand off the game, even my fellow writers. Harmless
dollars when he tried to sell some photographs andkids.
they were more or less taken from him. Is that aLike the ones at Columbine?
good thing to do to someone? And is it a good thingBoredom with what the Sims had to offer, or a lack
to interrupt some high tech "decent" game involvingof desire to wait for the further events? We had
minor adult activity and corrupt it still further? So farchat rooms going, and Eminem (might be the real one
as I can tell, some money is going out that way onfrom rap music, somebody on the game claimed it
TSO too-in real life.actually is that very real rapper dude-who knows)
I am so tired, I don't know. Values are very hard towas there, helping to build a SimBall stadium. So
gauge in life, anyway.people could play SimBall on the game. Some guy
To "green up" on The Sims Online at all, or to keepcalled Eminem, and he wanted to build us a ball
your simulated character going, it forces you to dostadium. What if the pseudo "Mafia" decides to trash
interactions that are rather similar to having sex withthat, too? "Em" there might have been trying to do
animals (wrestle with your dog, but you should seesomething real and good for a change. Dunno. And I
what it looks like if you really see it) and that's badheard about a man's house also being trashed, so it's
enough, but rather bearable. Sigmund Freud wouldobvious they don't do it "just to women."
have told us that such behavior is relatively normal,And all I could do was flee. I quit playing the game
that having an "orgy session" involving "heavyfor good. I don't feel much "like a man" after that. I
petting" with your own puppy where it loves you andfeel rather like an inebriated cipher.
licks your face and you are all over each other, is fun.Parents, watch the video games your teenagers are
Also, there is sexy dancing, heavy kissing andplaying. You might turn around and suddenly find you
hugging, and so forth, which works for most peoplehave a genuine Neo Mafia member for a teenage
-- including twelve year old kids. This is done withdaughter or son, in your Real Life. I know that now.
your fellow "characters," real life people in the gameYou might think I'm crazy, but I'm not. A man told
whom you can become acquainted with, work with,me recently he's been finding kids that stay all day
and even "marry." The marriages are not legal ofon those games. I'm not the only "nutty" parent here
course, and tend to dissolve fairly quickly.who's getting worried. I think something like
It is not fun, however, to come home one day toColumbine could swallow our kids alive, alarmist as
having your hard won, worked for skills, games,that may sound, through video games.
store or money house trashed by unknown people --The Sims Online is conceivably the haven for a
while your town is crawling with "De Corleonislinking beast with no better name than the Neo
Territori," the "Italian Mafia Empire," "The Vito FamilyMafia: "My New Family." And for the last time, if
Territory" and so forth. I am not talking Anti-Italianyou're Italian, I am not picking on you. I'm worried
Defamation. I had several Italian friends on the game,about you instead. And do you need to be affiliated
whom I now am stuck missing in my daily life. I amwith these mysterious strangers, who maybe think all
talking about a bunch of people either acting like theorganized crime is still from Italy? Are you, like me, a
Mafia, or worse yet, actually being connected withparent? Ma fia? Neo ma fia? Oy gevaldt, as the Jews
them somehow and taking over a children's videosay, on such a New Family.
game. Possibly, several children's video games. OrYes, parents, that is what it means in
were they involved in the first place, and is Maxis aItalian-American. My new family.
Mafia held game company? Look at the names.Still feel comfortable with the concept?
Maxis, Mafia. Why doesn't Entertainment Arts doThose guys were lying to me. If so, then they are
something about the house trashing problem, forNeo Mafia. What would that mean exactly? What
example, even though people have repeatedlyexactly would it mean, if they have the technology
complained about it? What is it exactly that they areto get past the defenses in the game and tear
trying to hide? Apparently not much; you can easilypeople's houses down? I was told by several people,
find "the Mob" everywhere on that game. And theireven "Riccardo," that it's not easy to do that.
version of "the cops" does absolutely nothing at all."Trust me. I'm only Italian. I'm not a Mafia member.
It is true the game is labeled "T for Teens" and isYou must be a bigot. It's because my skin is brown.
connected with what looks like some harmless fakeYadayadayaday." You can be whatever skin color
gambling. The money being exchanged seems to beyou want to be on TSO, and either sex for that
Simoleans at first. Fake money, which you get bymatter. Everybody kept going, "It's only kids, calm
working at odd jobs on the game, and you may alsodown, it's only kids." Yeah, pretty old kids.
acquire skills so you can make more of the fakeFirst town on The Sims map: Dan's Grove. First thing
money. But there are "payoffs," and you can alsoyou see when you enter there: Italian Mafia Empire.
buy blocks of the money on EBay, roughly $15-25 forIt was a little hidden, but not very. Sort of to the
1 million Simoleans. And you can buy "rares," whichSouth. It's obviously their beachhead, the place they
people barter and pay for, such as Mystic Trees,originally hit.
tigers and cheetahs. Makes it looks like you're notThen they simply moved out from there. And they
spending money, like the gambling is harmless.can hide. When you go there, to Dan's Grove, you
But is this what you want your teenager to bedon't find very many Mafia. They seemingly moved
doing? For 6-10 hours a day, five-seven days aout from there. Trouble is, they can move right back
week? Eventually, obviously, after I spent about athere at lightning speed. That's not doable by any
month on the game, it was so that the money wasregular game player without having more than one
swiftly turning real.paid account on the game. How many paid accounts
Okay, video addiction is bad enough, but we're talkingdo these guys have? Dan's Grove seems to be the
about Organized Crime here as well. Remember aseat of the Hidden Mafia Empire, altogether. Sounds
little place called Columbine High School? What ifexciting in a way, I guess, but no fun.
there's some sort of eerie connection to that sort ofThat's where they trashed the two or three
business? I had to join this game to find out, kind of"houses." Or...whatever. Yes dear, it's all twelve year
as a lark, but I did some real exploring too.old kids. And my name is Uncle Auntie Em. Maybe I
And the Mafia is in and roughly controlling every townwas a fool for ever playing it. I assumed it was just
that I've visited on The Sims Online, and I'vea game, and someone was being silly.
reasonably checked them all over. Dan's Grove, JollyI was wrong. That game smells to the skies of actual
Pines, Blazing Falls, Alphaville. The Mafiareal life payoffs, and everyone I talked to really
is...everywhere.seemed to know that, one way or another.
I have talked to these "Mafia" gentlemen and ladies,I hope the FBI does something, but God help
and visited their houses. They don't have very muchanybody, I don't know what. They'd have to join the
to do at them but the usual Sims stuff. I'm afraidgame to infiltrate it and actually, er, gather evidence.
they have discovered game "cheats" and, beingGosh, that would be so going overboard for them.
bored, are using them to destroy other gameMaybe they could just eat donuts, drink coffee, and
players' properties. And yes, I have evidence, notpretend to look for terrorists instead? Or maybe go
hard unfortunately, that they have watched peoplebug half crazed Black people and Native Americans
play the game from a distance. One of them knewfrom the sixties? Sorry, I've got to admit I'm feeling
about something he shouldn't have known. Anda little nuts here.
another friend of mine who regularly plays videoI know bloody well that if this story is ever run or
games has noticed these tendencies toward havingpromoted, people will join The Sims Online (TSO)
strange "game powers" that other players don't haveafter having read it. It's an extremely easy game to
in yet other video games. He says it's prettyjoin, a free two week trial, $10 per month and bam,
common. Hackers, he calls it, but in the TSO case, it'syou're in it. This story itself works out to promoting
hitting a little too close to home.them (removable note to TNYT: up to you on that
For example, a gay bashing was set up right in frontone.) Well, if you want to join the Mafia very easily,
of me. I rode it out, but I had to comfort the "gay"there you go.
being bashed. Of course, it was his simulatedNews items like France and the recent riots belittle
character, not "he" who was hurt. TSO is real peoplethis pretty much. But that's somebody else's problem.
playing games. I'm not gay, but it was getting a littleThe Federal Bureau of Investigation should be looking
peculiar that such stuff is allowable on a "T forinto at least our nation's video games. You can buy
Teens" video game. I was more than a littlemoney on EBay to sell on that TSO game, kids are
confused.on that game, and they are being threatened into
A "lady" in fun fired a game Civil War cannon at me,being recruited into the, I would assume, mostly
in private, and this Mafia guy named "Riccardo" knew"swarthy white people Mafia"...right now...since they
that it had happened. I don't think she told him aboutkeep mentioning the Italian one so much...
it. How did he know? She did it just for laughs, and it...the real one or the virtual one?
was a harmless game event (I peed my pants as theWho knows?
game character, and it seemed okay), but it's not