Surfing Your Adrenalin Wave: How To Dissolve--Not Disguise--Anger

Feel that rising tide of anger? Surf's up! Startshop.With all our blood rushing to our extremities, our
paddling.Whenever we feel angry or frustrated, webrains are getting the leftovers. This is the worst
get a blast of adrenalin coursing through ourpossible time for us to be logical. When we're angry
bloodstream. In the fight or flight response to stress,and that adrenalin is surging, we're far more likely to
our bodies rely on our appendages. We need to hit,say things we'll regret and to make decisions that will
kick, jump or run away, and our bodies help out byhave us shaking our heads later. If you react verbally
sending extra blood to our limbs.If we were living inor respond intellectually in that adrenalin moment,
the wild and had to actually fight off a predator oryou're going to have some clean-up in aisle 12 later--
run away to escape, this would make perfect sense.apologies and general repair of relationships and
But in a typical day, we just don't need those survivalprojects.Most of us have learned that we need to
mechanisms like we used to. In fact, we do our beststep back when we're really upset in order to avoid
to thwart our body's response to stress bymaking a mess of things. Here's something you may
suppressing our physical reactions.Oh, sure, we stillnot know: it takes a full 90 minutes for your body to
use our extremities to express our anger. We raiseget back to normal after experiencing a blast of
our fists, pound on the desk, slam doors oradrenalin.Ninety minutes. That means that a simple
cupboards, kick the garbage can, or stomp our feet."time-out" for your child isn't likely to relax him, and
Still, since we're trying to be civilized and all, we usepostponing that important meeting for 10 minutes
words more than body parts to react to whateverwhile you cool down isn't going to guarantee that
upsets us. This is good in that we don't want to goyou'll be fully capable of handling your issue in a level
around hitting people. Slugging your boss may beheaded way.If you really want to take advantage of
biological, but it won't get you too far in youryour body's natural mechanism for survival, you might
corporate climb.So, instead of the fight or flightas well learn to work with it. The good news is that,
response our predecessors relied upon, we'vewith a little flexibility, we can use our physiology to
developed more of what I call an "explode orhelp us thrive and even make us healthier.You've got
seethe" response. Some of us react right away whento move, and you've got to breathe. Isn't it
we're upset. We clench our fists, do some wildconvenient that those two go together so well?Here
gesticulating, raise our voices, or slam the phoneare the four best strategies for surfing your adrenalin
down. Others tend to seethe. We suck in our breath,wave: *Paddle. Your arms and legs need movement,
count to ten, hold it, and keep our frustrationso look for acceptable ways to get active. Go to the
covered by a tight smile or maybe a little gasp ofrestroom and do some jumping jacks if you can't
exasperation, but that's about it.There's also thesneak away for a walk or head to the gym for a
classic combo of the seether/exploder. You knowworkout. Move some boxes. Sort the recycling.
the type: they just keep their heads down, don't sayReshelve some books. Beat the rugs. Shake out the
a word, and then out of the blue they go into acomforters. Go for a run. Crank up your stereo and
tirade that rattles the roof.It's interesting that wedance with the kids in the living room. Jump on the
consider a seether as more evolved than anexercise bike or go cycling around the neighborhood.
exploder. We value those who are able to keep theirWalk to another part of the building. Find a corner
emotions in check. In our culture, the seethers areand do some push-ups. Activate those
the "nice" people who surprise us by keeling overappendages!*Laugh. When we're angry, our bellies
from a heart attack or stroke. We've beentighten up. We take shallow breaths at the chest
programmed to sit and seethe. It's as though we'relevel. This just adds to the brain drain! We need to
stepping on the gas (adrenalin) and slamming on therelax enough that our bellies can move freely as we
brakes (inactivity) at the same time. Try doing that inbreathe, and if we don't get that by doing some
your car, and you'll burn up your engine. That's whatcardio that makes us huff and puff, the next best
we're doing to our bodies.What do we do after athing is to laugh. Get a laugh partner, and agree to call
hard day? We sit and watch television. We play videoand guffaw--no talking allowed. Bust a gut, and
games. We go to a movie. We collapse on the sofabreathe deeply.*Sing. You need some serious
and listen to music. We go out to eat andexhalations, so jump in the shower and blast out
drink.We've eliminated a lot of the activity of daily life.your favorite power ballad. Get in your car and sing
We don't scrub floors, churn butter, wash clothes byalong with the radio. Releasing sound is therapeutic in
hand, hoe the garden, walk everywhere, oritself. Throw in some dance moves, and you've got it
otherwise eliminate our stress through regularcovered!*Avoid meditation. Ignore what you've heard
movement. We sit in our cars, sit at our desks, andabout thinking through your anger. Mindfulness is
sit in front of the television. It's no wonder we'reimmensely valuable, but trying to meditate when
obese and suffering from the effects of stress!Theyou're really angry is not realistic or helpful. Be active
sit-and-seethe starts early. Consider a two-year- oldfirst, and then sit. The only way to handle that
having a tantrum. Picture a little body flailing about, alladrenalin in a healthy way is to engage physically.
arms and legs. That's adrenalin in all its glory! NoYou've got to be calm to be mindful. Get control of
suppression of instincts, just a pure, unadulteratedyourself physically before using your mind to address
expression of physiology at work.We can't have kidsa problem.Next time you get mad, get moving.Work
growing up and throwing tantrums. It's just notwith your body instead of against it. Learn to surf
socially acceptable. So, we give the two- year-old athat adrenalin wave, and you'll become a better
"time out" to cool off. This is like asking a chargingdecision maker, a more relaxed parent, and a
bull to sit and sip a bit of tea in that proverbial chinahealthier human.