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Article #23: What NOT to Buy Your Boyfriend

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There are plenty of places you can go video game alone or with his guy friends
when you need to find some ideas on what than he will ever spend with you -
to buy your boyfriend for the holidays. guaranteed. Never willingly give your
Everybody has an opinion about what makes boyfriend a reason NOT to spend time with
the perfect gift. This article is you. If you feel like wasting that much
different though. It's going to advise money, you're better off wasting it on
you on what NOT to buy your boyfriend yourself!
this season. Movies and music that appeal to YOU
Whether or not you take this advice is Don't think that your boyfriend will
your decision. You know your boyfriend enjoy watching those deep, emotional
better than anybody else (hopefully). And "chick flicks" or listening to those
I'm sure you know just how many of his heart-plucking, struggling-woman, ballads
buttons you can push before you push him with you. Trust me - he'd much rather be
to the limit! Here goes. in the other room playing video games.
Monogrammed towels A house or a car
Monogrammed towels are an absolute no-no. These aren't the types of holiday gifts
If it's your intention to move in most people are going to buy for their
together or to get married, you probably boyfriends during the holidays or any
are already giving out enough "hints" to time of year. But there are some people
this effect. He's not going to appreciate out there who are more fortunate than the
having yet one more reminder of the goal rest of us. They'll think they're being
which right now, only you are striving to REALLY nice by surprising their
achieve. If you do think giving him boyfriends with such extravagant gifts,
monogrammed towels is all right, don't and they probably won't be wrong about
spend a lot of money on them. You can that. But since there's no way of
almost guarantee that those towels are ensuring the relationship's going to last
what he'll be using as rags when he's out into infinity, find something else to
working in the garage. give your boyfriend. If you insist, just
Baby clothing be sure that it's your name on the title
NEVER buy your boyfriend baby clothing AND that you are willing to make all of
unless you are trying to end his life the payments in full for as long as
prematurely. Buying baby clothing might necessary.
be something you do totally innocently Cologne that your former boyfriend used
like when it's your way of suggesting to wear
that "Wouldn't it be nice if one day..." No matter how much you like the cologne
But to a guy, baby clothing suggests just and no matter how good it smells on your
one thing: That 1 + 1 is soon going to new boyfriend, you should never get your
make 3 - period. Boyfriends will never new beau the same cologne you used to
think the same way that girlfriends do. sniff on your old boyfriend. You wouldn't
It hasn't happened yet and it isn't going want to wear the same perfume his old
to happen anytime soon. If you feel the girlfriend used to wear, would you?
need, find another way to bring up the Didn't think so. While we're on the
subject! subject, it's not a good idea for you to
Books that tell him how to be a better get your new boyfriend any type of gift
man or a better partner that you used to get for your old
There isn't a boyfriend around who will boyfriend. It's time to start over with
appreciate his significant other behaving new memories.
like his mother. He has one already. CDs, Now that you know some gifts you should
tapes and seminars are off-limits too. never get your boyfriend for the holidays
Listen up. When he's looking for advice, or any time of year, here are a few
he'll get his "tips" from his unique gift ideas that he'd probably
guy-friends. And remember that no matter appreciate:
how hard you try, your boyfriend isn't · A tank ride - yes, as in a real,
going to change until HE feels the need life-sized military vehicle
to change. Anyone involved in a · A remote control car, helicopter,
relationship with a guy should realize motorcycle or Hummer
that this might not ever happen! · Aeorbatic flying lessons
The latest video game · A day racing cars
This is the worst gift you can give your · Lessons for a sport he'd like to try
boyfriend unless you like playing them Now those are the types of gifts men
too. If you don't play, your boyfriend appreciate!
will spend more quality time playing the






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